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Angel Adley and Finn Ramsay met in 2015 and bonded over their connection of bizarre fashions and disturbing counter-cultural music genres. Lizard Lizard (an art collective and fashion brand they self-describe as "upcycled apparel for funky freaks") is not their first brush with the limelight. For example, Adley has previously been credited with controversially re-introducing the 'mullet' hairstyle back into popular culture at just 15
years of age. Even before the company's formation they had their fair share of controversies, including but not limited to: impersonating yacht captains, long-lasting francophobia, and stealing half-finished pints from unsuspecting punters. They formed Lizard Lizard in 2021 after both dropping out from art school, but (to the great relief of the sensible citizen) LL entered an indefinite hiatus at the end of 2022. However, they have now
burst back onto the scene in an unpredictable manoeuvre. We are also regretful to share that they aren't stopping with just preposterous fashion and home accessories, they are determined to achieve "full-tilt, cross-media, nautical-reptilian domination" (quote from Adley), announcing their intention to monopolize auditory media with their bizarre messaging as well. They are now regularly broadcasting from both London and Bristol - more information about this frightening development on page 4.