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THE
MADONNA SPOTTED WEARING THE OUTRAGEOUS APPAREL
THE FREAKY WOKE REPTILIANS EMERGE FROM THE SWAMP!
THE BRITISH PUBLIC IN SHOCK...
LIZARD LIZARD RETURN TO
OFFEND THE NATION!
On Friday the 14th of June, the scandalous rockstar duo returned in a bombshell move that rocked the international community. They are
DOES JAM ON TOAST GIVE YOU ELBOW CANCER?
In other news...
CRIMINAL!
joined by their sister, a disgraced student of The [REDACTED] School, who was recently taken in by the London Met on alleged charges of public
urination. Their brand, spanking new collection has elicited reactions of "disrespectful" from citizens of Canary Wharf.
Pictured right: D. "D.I.L.F." Adley
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