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THE FREAKY WOKE REPTILIANS EMERGE FROM THE SWAMP!

THE BRITISH PUBLIC IN SHOCK...

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LIZARD LIZARD RETURN TO

OFFEND THE NATION!

On Friday the 14th of June, the scandalous rockstar duo returned in a bombshell move that rocked the international community. They are

DOES JAM ON TOAST GIVE YOU ELBOW CANCER?

In other news...

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CRIMINAL!

 joined by their sister, a disgraced student of The [REDACTED] School, who was recently taken in by the London Met on alleged charges of public 

urination. Their brand, spanking new collection has elicited reactions of "disrespectful" from citizens of Canary Wharf.

Pictured right: D. "D.I.L.F." Adley

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